Clown Artist Philosopher

There is wisdom behind the mask of folly

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I am a clown, artist, philosopher – kinda useless but in an intelegent amusing sort of way. I have been clowning around since April 1st 1998. But I realise it is time to put the clown behind me. I am exploring more deeply the art of painting & drawing.

Elija-GOD-R-1 Happiness Officer

Elija-GOD-R-1
Happiness Officer

Strength: 2
Endurance: 3
Agility: 2
Dexterity:3
Smarts: 4
Chutzpah: 4
Mechanics:1
System:3

Credit Rating: 2

Laser Pistol: 1
Gutar: 4
Metta-Bollix: 3
Motivation:3

You are a member of The Assemblers of God. You like to sing the praises of The High Programmer and try to live a life free from treason. 

In the beginning was the Operating System
And the Operating System was with God
And the Operating System was God
And God said let there be a day cycle and a night cycle
And let each be divided into octas and lo it was so.
And God said let there be Utopia and lo it was so
And God said let there be food vats and factories and lo it was so
And God said let there be retail outlets and recreational facilities and lo it was so
And God said let there be bots of many functions to perform many roles and lo it was so.
And God said let Utopia be filled with clones of many colours and lo it was so.
Then God took a down cycle.
When God returned from his down cycle he found the clones of Utopia had partaken of the fruit of Treason and began to grumble things were not as they should be. 
And God said let there be The Computer and lo it was so
And God said let there be The High Programmer and lo it was so
Know that the High Programmer was not decanted as other clones but simply was as God command it to be so. And the High Programmer was without Treason
The High Programmer assigned sixteen clones to be his Systems Operators and assigned seven other ranks ROY-G-BIV. 
The Computer
The High Programer
The Operating System.
And on The Book goes to explain how to program The Computer it self. You are a Systems Operator for God almighty. You’re into clean simple living, good honest work and trying to stop the work of the Anti Programmer, the Geeks and other traitors who try to hack the system to create anarchy.You are involved with a secret inner circle of believers who believe The Computer has been corrupted by treasonous hackers and strive to reprogram The Computer as The High Programmer intended; you have the treasonous skill Programming. The Computer hates this and you must not let anyone know about your skill or your entire clone family will be executed.
Your mutant power is Prayer “ask and you will receive”; you can use this to perform miracles.

Programming: 3
Prayer: 1
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